horoscopes by Angela Stardust

Aries
Whether or not you are involved in an argument, your mere presence can have a dramatic effect on the outcome. Be sure to keep the drapes closed.

Taurus
If you see red, just remember that your reaction could get you killed. People try to get a rise out of you and if you want to overcome their treachery, you need to get the support of the masses.

Gemini
Choices may seem tough, go with your instinct. Betray those who are likely to betray you. Don’t look a gift horse in the face!

Cancer
You’ve been waiting so long for this one thing, but don’t be hurt when it blows up in your face.

Leo
Openess closes doors sometimes… Over the next few weeks look for undesirable desires and dont tell anyone about them.

Virgo
Take two steps back so you can take the third step forward in style. You have good taste in music.

Libra
All your eggs may be in one basket, so check them. If the chick clucks thrice you’re in for a surprise, but take into account your other option: Sunny side up!

Scorpio
A visit to the medicine man may have beautiful results. And if things don’t go that way, you can always sting him.

Saggitarius
Learn a lesson from Poland: Don’t get sacked by your neighbor. Leave the porch light on.

Capricorn
You are hard to figure out, but once somebody knows you they’ll never forget you. Your light footprint can get you through some sticky doorways.

Aquarius
Lots of ups and downs but you’ll swim through it. Christopher Columbus said, “I bet there’s land over there,” and the same advice applies to you this year.

Pisces
Crazy fish. Avoid tanks.